VOTE FOR MY NEXT CAPTION

 I wanted to try sumthin new so I put a vote up on my DeviantArt page 

to select my next caption!

The winner will be released on Sun, Apr 9th.

Why that day?

Cause I'm tryin' to be like an adult n' get all structured-like!

That it happens to be some holiday is just a coincidence.

The options are simple:

Bobby2Booby 3 (Not titled yet)

or

A reality-shift story about a Nun, her asshole, and all of heaven and hell.

Please vote if u can!👄👄👄

AssleyCaps-DA

Assley's Education

So peeps get surprised when they hear I went to college.

TBH sumtimes I get surprised too...

Cause I don't remember much of it at all!

(Character art generated with NovelAI and unpaid/uncredited artists)

HIYA!

 So I think I kinda lost track of time and missed a year...

SUMIMASEN DESHITA!!

I mean I've always had kind of a Silly Bimbo Brain so I guess I'm not really surprised I did it but

I'M DEF GONNA TRY NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN!!

Also I stumbled onto this whole "AI Art" thing so, um, yeah...

Anyways, more actual captions soon!

(Like, this year😁)

(Character art generated with NovelAI and unpaid/uncredited artists)

FULL OF LUV!

 Wow 4 years with Mistress already!

She deserves the best gift I can possibly think of...

As portrayed by Sweetie Fox

HALLOWEEN WHORROR: SLUT

 Maybe I deserve everythin'!

Character art by Kupocun and Nigou

HALLOWEEN WHORROR: PIG ASS

 Maybe I deserved a little more this Halloween...

Character art by Kupocun and Nigou

HALLOWEEN WHORROR: BITCH

Hiya! 

I don't know about your Thanksgivin' but I sure got stuffed like a big fat turkey!

Anyways, I finally figured out why I'm so behind with my caps...

I'm an Ass, I'm always behind!

Get it?!

Happy Halloween Finally!!
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Character art by Kupocun and Nigou

ASSLEY'S CHUNKY CLAM CHOWDER

 Hiya, it's been a while!

Hope u had a good summer!

I met lotsa nice new friends who really appreciate me!

All Character Art by Rei (Maidoll) 1 | 2

WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME I WAS BEIN A DUMB-DUMB?!

SO I JUST REALIZED MY IMAGE SIZES ARE ALL MESSED UP ON THIS BLOG AND I MIGHT HAFTA REDO THE WHOLE THING!!

BUT LIKE, YOU TOTS HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO HUMILIATE ME OVER IT AND YOU MISSED IT, HAVE YOU LEARNED NUTHIN ABOUT ME?!

While I work to fix everythin, pay no attention to the girl behind the curtain...

A Thank You to SirNoddy

 So in case u don't know, SirNoddy is like an Uncle to me and his art is SO YUMMY!

If you're not on DeviantArt then here's how I look under his microscope:

Brand new today!

Me and my Fat-Assed friend SpankyAmber!

(She's 100% All Natural Goodness!)

His first impression of me!

(He's right, I really am that stupid!)

He's got so much to enjoy, waste your time there, like me!

BUMMERY ALLEY

 Turns out I got a British Uncle who lives in the scenic village of Pokeham!

He said I'd be more than welcome to visit.

I can't go right now but it's nice to think about how the kind villagers would accept me.

(Character art by Kutani and Libre)

IMMA SUCKER FOR MADAME!

 It's already my 3rd Anniversary with Mistress 

(Who is currently goin' by Madame)

so this is my special caption for her!

It's full of my nasty potty mouth language so I hope you don't get too offended!

(My likeness is lovely starlet Ella Hughes and Madame's art is by saltychocolate3)

HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY MISTRESS!

After some computer probs and some RL drama I made it back!

Thanks to anyone who comes by to see how I'm doin!

I hope Mistress isn't too unhappy with my very delayed anniversary gift to her.

I mean... November was like yesterday, right?

Anyways, maybe she won't mind cause I always try so hard to make her happy!

MISTRESS OPHELIA LIVE AND UNCENSORED!

I thought I'd throw up a poster from our old tour days.

Maybe Mistress and I should go back out on the road?

There were so many lusty souls...

...I was so innocent back then.

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Character art by Lvlapple

BIGTOPS ASSLEY

I almost moved to a place that had a clown college but...

then I didn't.

True story!  Lol.

That woulda been soooooo weird.

*giggle*

Special thanks to TheMightFenek for permission to use his chartacter art!❤

SUMMA CUM LOUD!

Hiya, it's me Assley!

I started keepin a diary, so I can write things out and 

keep my head from gettin too full of dirty, naughty thoughts!

I promised Mistress that I would make sure everyone knows,

so I guess I'll let you read it too from time to time😉

NEW YEAR NEW ME!

❤Hiya!❤

I just wanna say thank you for stoppin by!

The holidays are rough sumtimes huh?

I mean, like a total roller coaster...

but I survived and I hope you did okay yourself!

Anyways, I'm takin December off from now on so just remember it!...giggle

Also, from here on out, if you wanna give me any criticism/comments, I'd really appreciate it!

How else am I ever gonna improve otherwise, ya know?

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MISTRESS!

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A YEAR ALREADY! 😲

IT'S SO AMAZIN' I'M STILL HERE, GROWIN' AND TRYIN' TA BE A PART OF THIS AWESOME COMMUNITY!

THANK YOU SO MUCH MISTRESS!

 I PROMISE TO KEEP LEARNIN' AND BEIN' THE BEST APPRENTICE/SLAVE PET I CAN BE!💘

And to everyone kind enough to visit my little blog:

Yes, I owe her more than I can ever say.

APOLOGY THIS WEEK

I'm really sorry everyone...

I got so caught up in RPin this week that I didn't manage to finish any caps for you.

I got a little carried away with TF too and some dirty things happened while I was cow'd and horsey'd and even goldfish'd...not ta mention juiced a little...

But the good news is that I really wanna make caps about all of it!

So I promise I will share some new things soon, just give me more time, k?

Also, if you wanna see where I've been playin, Mistress has the Discord link up on her blog.

Anyways, thank you for visitin me this week. 😊

And if u have any suggestions pls feel free to let me know!

💗 Assley

MISS NOVEMBER 2018

My entry for the Haven's calendar I made last year for this year which only sounds confusing if I explain it in a long convoluted run-on sentence that goes nowhere endlessly without commas or any sort of punctuation at all...

Anyways, the only requirement was that it had to embody "me".

But I wanted everyone else to "embody me" too.  😉