BOOBY'S BEDTIME

 I'm back, right on schedule!

LOLOL

I'm so happy to finally give you all some more love!

And the continuing tale of poor Booby's endless humiliation...

Character art by Sayika and Hyji

ASSLEY'S CHUNKY CLAM CHOWDER

 Hiya, it's been a while!

Hope u had a good summer!

I met lotsa nice new friends who really appreciate me!

All Character Art by Rei (Maidoll) 1 | 2

WORST TITLE EVER (FONT REDO)

 So it turned out some people couldn't read my last caption...

So I fixed it.

Sorry for all the Fontroversy!

Character Art by Steamed Egg (Chawanmushi)

WORST TITLE EVER

 Sometimes I think the Japanese have completely given up on clever titles,
ya know?

Character Art by Steamed Egg (Chawanmushi)

ETERNALLY THEIRS

 The best Bad Endings never end...

Character Art by Steamed Egg (Chawanmushi)

HE IS RISEN!

 Yay, I finished my Easter caption right on time! lol

It's the dramatic story of a boy and his mom, 

set against the backdrop of proud religious tradition...

JUST KIDDIN IT'S FILTHY PERV STUFF!

ENJOY!

Fem Jesus by Brellom

Character Art by Po-Ju

A TRANSITION PLAY

 I don't know much about football but who doesn't luv a hot cheerleader!

(Character art by Seraphita)

IMMA SUCKER FOR MADAME!

 It's already my 3rd Anniversary with Mistress 

(Who is currently goin' by Madame)

so this is my special caption for her!

It's full of my nasty potty mouth language so I hope you don't get too offended!

(My likeness is lovely starlet Ella Hughes and Madame's art is by saltychocolate3)

FAT-ASS B-DAY BASH!

 So my DeviantArt friend SpankyAmber had a birthday back in June!

Once again I'm right on schedule!

*giggle*

I hope this caption properly expresses everythin I feel about that

Big Butt Slut!

HAPPY (super late) BIRTHDAY AMBER!

(character art by yu02j0)

HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY MISTRESS!

After some computer probs and some RL drama I made it back!

Thanks to anyone who comes by to see how I'm doin!

I hope Mistress isn't too unhappy with my very delayed anniversary gift to her.

I mean... November was like yesterday, right?

Anyways, maybe she won't mind cause I always try so hard to make her happy!

BOOBY 2 BURSTING

Poor Booby... 

Poor little innocent, TG'd Booby...

If I hadn't found his story so compellin', 

then I never would've written another chapter about his super embarrasin' new life!

Hope u like it!

(Part 1 is here: BOBBY 2 BOOBY)

DADDY'S HARD DAY

Happy Super Late Father's Day!

I tried really hard to post this Sunday but it just wasn't good enough.

Completin' this cap was literally a long hard sticky process!
Please enjoy it in full-screen, with friends...

*giggle*

MISTRESS OPHELIA LIVE AND UNCENSORED!

I thought I'd throw up a poster from our old tour days.

Maybe Mistress and I should go back out on the road?

There were so many lusty souls...

...I was so innocent back then.

giggle

Character art by Lvlapple

BAD BEGIN

Hiya everyone!  

This cap is my submission for a contest my friend Magical Girl Lucy-chan is havin!

https://www.deviantart.com/tg-contest-cm

I made it, so it's def not safe for work!

*giggle*

BIGTOPS ASSLEY

I almost moved to a place that had a clown college but...

then I didn't.

True story!  Lol.

That woulda been soooooo weird.

*giggle*

Special thanks to TheMightFenek for permission to use his chartacter art!❤

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH

OMG HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE!

I HOPE YOU ALL GOT SOME LOVE TODAY FROM ANOTHER PERSON, PLACE OR THING...THOSE ARE NOUNS!  ALSO, IF YOU GOT LOVE FROM VERBS OR ADJECTIVES TODAY THAT'S ALSO ACCEPTABLE!

...BUT NOT ADVERBS!

(sry for ramblin'!)

AND HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ESPECIALLY TO MY MISTRESS!

Ya know, it's real easy to tell someone you luv them, it's just a word, right?

Real luv takes real serious effort!

For example...

EMI'S ALTERATIONS

Hiya everyone!

It seems I'm not great with keepin' schedules like a good girl should!

I guess that makes me a bad girl and you should punish me...

At least THAT'S somethin' I'm good at!   giggle

And now...

Imagine a world where science had one really bad day that changed the realities of random people all over the world in permanent and yummy-pervy ways...

😇

CANDY, COATED

Master says I gotta update more often or no one will care...😓

Here's a classic, a tale as old as time😋

...The romantic adventure of a guy once named Jeff... enjoy!