FULL OF LUV!

 Wow 4 years with Mistress already!

She deserves the best gift I can possibly think of...

As portrayed by Sweetie Fox

HALLOWEEN WHORROR: SLUT

 Maybe I deserve everythin'!

Character art by Kupocun and Nigou

HALLOWEEN WHORROR: PIG ASS

 Maybe I deserved a little more this Halloween...

Character art by Kupocun and Nigou

HALLOWEEN WHORROR: BITCH

Hiya! 

I don't know about your Thanksgivin' but I sure got stuffed like a big fat turkey!

Anyways, I finally figured out why I'm so behind with my caps...

I'm an Ass, I'm always behind!

Get it?!

Happy Halloween Finally!!
giggle

Character art by Kupocun and Nigou

ASSLEY'S CHUNKY CLAM CHOWDER

 Hiya, it's been a while!

Hope u had a good summer!

I met lotsa nice new friends who really appreciate me!

All Character Art by Rei (Maidoll) 1 | 2

WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME I WAS BEIN A DUMB-DUMB?!

SO I JUST REALIZED MY IMAGE SIZES ARE ALL MESSED UP ON THIS BLOG AND I MIGHT HAFTA REDO THE WHOLE THING!!

BUT LIKE, YOU TOTS HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO HUMILIATE ME OVER IT AND YOU MISSED IT, HAVE YOU LEARNED NUTHIN ABOUT ME?!

While I work to fix everythin, pay no attention to the girl behind the curtain...

A Thank You to SirNoddy

 So in case u don't know, SirNoddy is like an Uncle to me and his art is SO YUMMY!

If you're not on DeviantArt then here's how I look under his microscope:

Brand new today!

Me and my Fat-Assed friend SpankyAmber!

(She's 100% All Natural Goodness!)

His first impression of me!

(He's right, I really am that stupid!)

He's got so much to enjoy, waste your time there, like me!

BUMMERY ALLEY

 Turns out I got a British Uncle who lives in the scenic village of Pokeham!

He said I'd be more than welcome to visit.

I can't go right now but it's nice to think about how the kind villagers would accept me.

(Character art by Kutani and Libre)

HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY MISTRESS!

After some computer probs and some RL drama I made it back!

Thanks to anyone who comes by to see how I'm doin!

I hope Mistress isn't too unhappy with my very delayed anniversary gift to her.

I mean... November was like yesterday, right?

Anyways, maybe she won't mind cause I always try so hard to make her happy!

DADDY'S HARD DAY

Happy Super Late Father's Day!

I tried really hard to post this Sunday but it just wasn't good enough.

Completin' this cap was literally a long hard sticky process!
Please enjoy it in full-screen, with friends...

*giggle*

BIGTOPS ASSLEY

I almost moved to a place that had a clown college but...

then I didn't.

True story!  Lol.

That woulda been soooooo weird.

*giggle*

Special thanks to TheMightFenek for permission to use his chartacter art!❤

SUMMA CUM LOUD!

Hiya, it's me Assley!

I started keepin a diary, so I can write things out and 

keep my head from gettin too full of dirty, naughty thoughts!

I promised Mistress that I would make sure everyone knows,

so I guess I'll let you read it too from time to time😉