THOTS AND PRAYERS

 

OMG this year flew right over my ditzy little brain!

Hope everyone is celebratin' the season however they wanna!

Sluts.

Character art by Uno Makoto

BITCH BALLS

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BOOBY'S BEDTIME

 I'm back, right on schedule!

LOLOL

I'm so happy to finally give you all some more love!

And the continuing tale of poor Booby's endless humiliation...

Character art by Sayika and Hyji

ASSLEY'S CHUNKY CLAM CHOWDER

 Hiya, it's been a while!

Hope u had a good summer!

I met lotsa nice new friends who really appreciate me!

All Character Art by Rei (Maidoll) 1 | 2

WORST TITLE EVER (FONT REDO)

 So it turned out some people couldn't read my last caption...

So I fixed it.

Sorry for all the Fontroversy!

Character Art by Steamed Egg (Chawanmushi)

WORST TITLE EVER

 Sometimes I think the Japanese have completely given up on clever titles,
ya know?

Character Art by Steamed Egg (Chawanmushi)

HE IS RISEN!

 Yay, I finished my Easter caption right on time! lol

It's the dramatic story of a boy and his mom, 

set against the backdrop of proud religious tradition...

JUST KIDDIN IT'S FILTHY PERV STUFF!

ENJOY!

Fem Jesus by Brellom

Character Art by Po-Ju

A TRANSITION PLAY

 I don't know much about football but who doesn't luv a hot cheerleader!

(Character art by Seraphita)

A Thank You to SirNoddy

 So in case u don't know, SirNoddy is like an Uncle to me and his art is SO YUMMY!

If you're not on DeviantArt then here's how I look under his microscope:

Brand new today!

Me and my Fat-Assed friend SpankyAmber!

(She's 100% All Natural Goodness!)

His first impression of me!

(He's right, I really am that stupid!)

He's got so much to enjoy, waste your time there, like me!

HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY MISTRESS!

After some computer probs and some RL drama I made it back!

Thanks to anyone who comes by to see how I'm doin!

I hope Mistress isn't too unhappy with my very delayed anniversary gift to her.

I mean... November was like yesterday, right?

Anyways, maybe she won't mind cause I always try so hard to make her happy!

BOOBY 2 BURSTING

Poor Booby... 

Poor little innocent, TG'd Booby...

If I hadn't found his story so compellin', 

then I never would've written another chapter about his super embarrasin' new life!

Hope u like it!

(Part 1 is here: BOBBY 2 BOOBY)

DADDY'S HARD DAY

Happy Super Late Father's Day!

I tried really hard to post this Sunday but it just wasn't good enough.

Completin' this cap was literally a long hard sticky process!
Please enjoy it in full-screen, with friends...

*giggle*

MISTRESS OPHELIA LIVE AND UNCENSORED!

I thought I'd throw up a poster from our old tour days.

Maybe Mistress and I should go back out on the road?

There were so many lusty souls...

...I was so innocent back then.

giggle

Character art by Lvlapple

BAD BEGIN

Hiya everyone!  

This cap is my submission for a contest my friend Magical Girl Lucy-chan is havin!

https://www.deviantart.com/tg-contest-cm

I made it, so it's def not safe for work!

*giggle*

BOBBY-2-BOOBY

I accidentally finished another cap right after the last one but don't get the wrong idea, 

it was a tots accident!

I'm so sorry, it won't happen again!

Please forgive me!

giggle...

BIGTOPS ASSLEY

I almost moved to a place that had a clown college but...

then I didn't.

True story!  Lol.

That woulda been soooooo weird.

*giggle*

Special thanks to TheMightFenek for permission to use his chartacter art!❤

THE MILF-TASTIC MA'AMARY!

Hiya Minna-san!

For some reason superheros got all up inside my pretty little noggin so I thought...

What kind of heroine would I wanna be like?
What kind of woman would inspire me?

...

Then I remembered how filthy my mind is...

giggle

EMI'S ALTERATIONS

Hiya everyone!

It seems I'm not great with keepin' schedules like a good girl should!

I guess that makes me a bad girl and you should punish me...

At least THAT'S somethin' I'm good at!   giggle

And now...

Imagine a world where science had one really bad day that changed the realities of random people all over the world in permanent and yummy-pervy ways...

😇

SUMMA CUM LOUD!

Hiya, it's me Assley!

I started keepin a diary, so I can write things out and 

keep my head from gettin too full of dirty, naughty thoughts!

I promised Mistress that I would make sure everyone knows,

so I guess I'll let you read it too from time to time😉

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MISTRESS!

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A YEAR ALREADY! 😲

IT'S SO AMAZIN' I'M STILL HERE, GROWIN' AND TRYIN' TA BE A PART OF THIS AWESOME COMMUNITY!

THANK YOU SO MUCH MISTRESS!

 I PROMISE TO KEEP LEARNIN' AND BEIN' THE BEST APPRENTICE/SLAVE PET I CAN BE!💘

And to everyone kind enough to visit my little blog:

Yes, I owe her more than I can ever say.