NEW YEAR'S TRASH

 

Sometimes I just don't get why people celebrate days and numbers.

Dec 31 is just like any other ordinary night for me.

(Character art generated with NovelAI and unpaid/uncredited artists)

Assley's Education

So peeps get surprised when they hear I went to college.

TBH sumtimes I get surprised too...

Cause I don't remember much of it at all!

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ASSLEY'S CHUNKY CLAM CHOWDER

 Hiya, it's been a while!

Hope u had a good summer!

I met lotsa nice new friends who really appreciate me!

All Character Art by Rei (Maidoll) 1 | 2

ETERNALLY THEIRS

 The best Bad Endings never end...

Character Art by Steamed Egg (Chawanmushi)

DADDY'S HARD DAY

Happy Super Late Father's Day!

I tried really hard to post this Sunday but it just wasn't good enough.

Completin' this cap was literally a long hard sticky process!
Please enjoy it in full-screen, with friends...

*giggle*

BIGTOPS ASSLEY

I almost moved to a place that had a clown college but...

then I didn't.

True story!  Lol.

That woulda been soooooo weird.

*giggle*

Special thanks to TheMightFenek for permission to use his chartacter art!❤

SUMMA CUM LOUD!

Hiya, it's me Assley!

I started keepin a diary, so I can write things out and 

keep my head from gettin too full of dirty, naughty thoughts!

I promised Mistress that I would make sure everyone knows,

so I guess I'll let you read it too from time to time😉