ASSLEY'S CHUNKY CLAM CHOWDER

 Hiya, it's been a while!

Hope u had a good summer!

I met lotsa nice new friends who really appreciate me!

All Character Art by Rei (Maidoll) 1 | 2

BUMMERY ALLEY

 Turns out I got a British Uncle who lives in the scenic village of Pokeham!

He said I'd be more than welcome to visit.

I can't go right now but it's nice to think about how the kind villagers would accept me.

(Character art by Kutani and Libre)

IMMA SUCKER FOR MADAME!

 It's already my 3rd Anniversary with Mistress 

(Who is currently goin' by Madame)

so this is my special caption for her!

It's full of my nasty potty mouth language so I hope you don't get too offended!

(My likeness is lovely starlet Ella Hughes and Madame's art is by saltychocolate3)

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH

OMG HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE!

I HOPE YOU ALL GOT SOME LOVE TODAY FROM ANOTHER PERSON, PLACE OR THING...THOSE ARE NOUNS!  ALSO, IF YOU GOT LOVE FROM VERBS OR ADJECTIVES TODAY THAT'S ALSO ACCEPTABLE!

...BUT NOT ADVERBS!

(sry for ramblin'!)

AND HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ESPECIALLY TO MY MISTRESS!

Ya know, it's real easy to tell someone you luv them, it's just a word, right?

Real luv takes real serious effort!

For example...