ASSLEY'S CHUNKY CLAM CHOWDER

 Hiya, it's been a while!

Hope u had a good summer!

I met lotsa nice new friends who really appreciate me!

All Character Art by Rei (Maidoll) 1 | 2

BUMMERY ALLEY

 Turns out I got a British Uncle who lives in the scenic village of Pokeham!

He said I'd be more than welcome to visit.

I can't go right now but it's nice to think about how the kind villagers would accept me.

(Character art by Kutani and Libre)

HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY MISTRESS!

After some computer probs and some RL drama I made it back!

Thanks to anyone who comes by to see how I'm doin!

I hope Mistress isn't too unhappy with my very delayed anniversary gift to her.

I mean... November was like yesterday, right?

Anyways, maybe she won't mind cause I always try so hard to make her happy!

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH

OMG HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE!

I HOPE YOU ALL GOT SOME LOVE TODAY FROM ANOTHER PERSON, PLACE OR THING...THOSE ARE NOUNS!  ALSO, IF YOU GOT LOVE FROM VERBS OR ADJECTIVES TODAY THAT'S ALSO ACCEPTABLE!

...BUT NOT ADVERBS!

(sry for ramblin'!)

AND HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ESPECIALLY TO MY MISTRESS!

Ya know, it's real easy to tell someone you luv them, it's just a word, right?

Real luv takes real serious effort!

For example...

SUMMA CUM LOUD!

Hiya, it's me Assley!

I started keepin a diary, so I can write things out and 

keep my head from gettin too full of dirty, naughty thoughts!

I promised Mistress that I would make sure everyone knows,

so I guess I'll let you read it too from time to time😉