If only "gooners" got what they really deserved...
Dec 13, 2021
Dec 6, 2021
FULL OF LUV!
Wow 4 years with Mistress already!
She deserves the best gift I can possibly think of...
Dec 4, 2021
Dec 3, 2021
Dec 2, 2021
HALLOWEEN WHORROR: BITCH
Hiya!
I don't know about your Thanksgivin' but I sure got stuffed like a big fat turkey!
Anyways, I finally figured out why I'm so behind with my caps...
I'm an Ass, I'm always behind!
Get it?!
Happy Halloween Finally!!
giggle
Sep 30, 2021
ASSLEY'S CHUNKY CLAM CHOWDER
Hiya, it's been a while!
Hope u had a good summer!
I met lotsa nice new friends who really appreciate me!
Apr 28, 2021
WORST TITLE EVER (FONT REDO)
So it turned out some people couldn't read my last caption...
So I fixed it.
Sorry for all the Fontroversy!
Apr 24, 2021
WORST TITLE EVER
Sometimes I think the Japanese have completely given up on clever titles,
ya know?
Apr 21, 2021
Apr 12, 2021
HE IS RISEN!
Mar 24, 2021
YOU GOT LUCKY, AUDIENCE!
I think I actually managed to be smarts for a moment and fix things but I'm so wiped out now...
I made everythin as big as I can but FYI they're still compressed.
My caps actually have a MAX RES of 2667 x 1500 so lemme know if you ever want a full copy!
Sorry it took years, I hope you have a better time here now!
WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME I WAS BEIN A DUMB-DUMB?!
SO I JUST REALIZED MY IMAGE SIZES ARE ALL MESSED UP ON THIS BLOG AND I MIGHT HAFTA REDO THE WHOLE THING!!
BUT LIKE, YOU TOTS HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO HUMILIATE ME OVER IT AND YOU MISSED IT, HAVE YOU LEARNED NUTHIN ABOUT ME?!
While I work to fix everythin, pay no attention to the girl behind the curtain...
Mar 15, 2021
Mar 14, 2021
A Thank You to SirNoddy
So in case u don't know, SirNoddy is like an Uncle to me and his art is SO YUMMY!
If you're not on DeviantArt then here's how I look under his microscope:
Me and my Fat-Assed friend SpankyAmber!
(She's 100% All Natural Goodness!)
(He's right, I really am that stupid!)
He's got so much to enjoy, waste your time there, like me!
Mar 11, 2021
BUMMERY ALLEY
Turns out I got a British Uncle who lives in the scenic village of Pokeham!
He said I'd be more than welcome to visit.
I can't go right now but it's nice to think about how the kind villagers would accept me.